TGIF Bad Morning

Well it's friday and I can't wait till 5:00. When I woke up This morning I thought to my self today will be a good day, Well it's only 15 after 10:00 and I am ready to go back home and get in the bed!!!!! It all started with my dogs this morning, I was trying to get ready and they needed to go out so I opened the back door and let them out. They always stay right there where I can see them, not this morning. I was putting a load of clothes in the dryer and took my eyes off of them for 2 sec, and they were gone!!!!! So I go running outside screaming there names, no sign of them. I am getting real scard at this point I am walking around the back wondering where they would go, I as I was going inside to call Jerry which I did not want to do here they come running like crazy. I stood there yelling at then like they knew what I was saying and as I was walking back in the house I stepped in a big pile of POO I was bare foot tooo Gross!!!!! That just made me so mad I could have beat them!!!!!! So now I have both my dogs back in the house and they know they are in trouble, They both are laying in the floor with they heads down. I poped both of them and Put them in there create. Remember this is at like 6:45 in the morning and I am not a morning person ask my mom!!!!! Now I am back to getting ready. As I am leaving I notice Jerry forget to roll the trash can down to the road so I put my stuff in the car and start rolling the trash can down to the road and it turns over so I now have trash bags all in the yard. I am trying to pick the big green can up and it still has some trash in it and its heavy so I had to pull out the bags that stayed in the can so I could set it back up. Ok now I have trash to the road the dogs are safe and I can go to work. I get in the car and I can smell my self I don't know if it's the POO I stepped in your the weeks worth of trash I just picked up so I go back in the house and Change clothes real fast and spray some Heavenly Perfum on and out the door I go again!!!! I did make it to work on time but when I got here Todd asked me if everything was ok this morning and I said I have had a bad start but things are Ok, and thats when he tells me I have my shirt on backwards. So I just hope nothing else go's wrong today I think I have had enough trama for one friday morning. I think I just need to start all over.... Hope you enjoy